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Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Meyer~~ =P



Hey hey~ =)
This is a random post dedicated to our one and only Meyer!!~~ =P
WOOOT!~
Meyer~~ =P
Just in case anyone hasn't noticed yet,
Meyer wrote books such as:
  1. Twilight
  2. New Moon
  3. Eclipse
  4. Breaking Dawn
  5. Midnight Sun
  6. The Host
There you have it!~ The best best books in history!!~ <3<3>
However, there are a FEW spoilsports out there (*cough* HP fans) who intend on hating Meyer for the most pathetic reasons!

Reason A: The Twilight movie is moving ahead of HP movie

WHY IT'S STUPID: What does that have to do with the stinkin' book?!

Reason B: Eclipse beat Harry Potter as #1 in the bestselling list ONCE.

WHY IT'S STUPID: HP fans have GOT to realise that one day, there will OBVIOUSLY be someone better and more talented at plot writing than Rowling is. It's not like Rowling is the goddess of the english language or smth. HP fans, wake up from ur demented thinking.

Reason C: Meyer's book is cheap literature. It's not proper English, Twilight just sucks. They can't even SPEAK properly in Twilight! That's just DUMB!

WHY IT'S STUPID: Stephenie Meyer graduated from NONE other than literature. How could u call a literature person CHEAP? The reason why they don't
speak properly in Twilight is because Edward was born in 1901!...
Do you expect someone born in the 1900s to speak 2008 English?
That's ridiculous, dumb and insane. In the stupidest way possible.

Reason D: Edward's name sounds cheesy (*cough cough* SYAF *cough, cough*)

WHY IT'S STUPID: I cannot even begin on this one.

Reason E: The plot is about vampires!!!

WHY IT'S STUPID: What's so wrong with VAMPIRES? >__> Seriously,
have they really run out of ideas???

I especially hated the part where they said Twilight was cheap literature
and the part about Edward's name being cheesy. YUCK... *barf*
That's just wrong. Period.


Gasp! Meyer!!~ <3 She so pretty for an author!!~ GASP!

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

hhaahah you got that right !!~ . lol . i bet you that 99.9% of those people never actually read it .. and people actually waste time complaining about it . its really stupid . lol weee no love for haters .. oh i started reading the host . its pretty awesome ^^ not freaked out yet . lol -sl

*☆★--~Illusions~--★☆* said...

Hahaa~ >=D~... thank you!... At least someone shares my sentiments! *huggles*

Yeah... why bother bitching about a book you haven't even read? >=(

haha~ told ya you'd like the host! Lol, you won't get freaked out by it.... HONEST!~ *crosses fingers*

What has Harry Potter got against Twilight anyway? THAT I don't understand... if they give a reasonable, rational argument as to why they hate Twilight, I would actually salute them ...

But unfortunately... that ain't gonna happen.

✖-unconditionally and irrevocably-✖ said...

yea! it's so stupid! = = stupid ppl...harry potter IS good but twilight is even better >..> to some ppl

*☆★--~Illusions~--★☆* said...

EXACTLY!!.. It's unfair ne? T^T... I don't get why Potter fans are sooo jealous of Twilighters... I mean.. they've got to appreciate that AT LEAST ONE PERSON is better than Rowling ne?

She's not the BEST AUTHOR there is... = =...
Some may be better... ;(
But they're stupid enough not to know that!

Since when had the HP fans become demented, i wonder?

Anonymous said...

Idiots... HP fans are pure idiots... Twilight is one of the best books of all time

I'm not denying tht Harry Potter is a good book or anything but SOMETIME or another, there has to be one book that surpasses it, right?

Screw off, overly insane Meyer-wannabe Harry-crazed freaks!! ~O.P~

*☆★--~Illusions~--★☆* said...

To: ~O.P~

NICEEEE! I've always wanted to hear someone say 'Screw off, overly insane Meyer-wannabe Harry-crazed freaks!'... That sums up everything perfectly!

They're just in denial..>=(.. it's completely unfair how idiotic some people can be over the love of one book...

Even I'm not as Twilight-obsessed as they are Harry-obsessed.. LOL!

Anonymous said...

So true! I'm getting sick of them and their pointless complaints!

-Anonymous-